Is it too early to think about Christmas stocking stuffers? We don’t believe it is, so we’ve just produced a small batch of our North Pole Coal: Blooming Briquettes.
We used a mixture of wildflower seeds that’s suitable to plant anywhere in the US, individually hand-molding each briquette into shape. Each one is approximately the size of four of our regular seed bombs:
Once completely dry, the briquettes are individually dip-dyed in a top-secret non-toxic black dye that won’t harm humans, animals, or plants. It’s a messy and tedious process, but the results are pretty convincing:
The briquettes dry again before we package them into our screenprinted burlap pouches:
Order North Pole Coal: Blooming Briquettes for anyone who’s been naughty or nice this year!
Department of Everyday Visualingual 
This looks like some kind of clean coal science ad…
Ha, you’re right. Dyeing these things is such a huge pain in the butt, and I always get dirty no matter how well I try to protect myself. Every year I say that we won’t do it again…