Field Guide to the Vanity License Plates of Southwestern Ohio: Part 3

The third installment of my typological investigation into the vanity license plates of Southwestern Ohio is based around God [and really odd abbreviations]. Above, my photo of CHLD O GD features the light of God beaming down on this car. Jesus for life, indeed.

A bit of leetspeak with W8T 4 GOD:

Ain’t Nuthin’ but a G Thang because GOD IZ G:

Also, HE IS GUD:

GODS CHP is a puzzle — God’s cheap? God’s chap? I don’t understand this one:

More of God’s light shining down on GFTFGOD [as your humble photographer rocks the awesome Honey Badger Don’t Care shirt by Wire & Twine]:

PRAY HRD:

I THK GOD:

2 BLES:

Not surprisingly, most of these photos were taken outside of churches on Sunday mornings. If one of these license plates is yours, worry not — I’m not a stalker, just an observer of minutia. For more in the series, check out Part 1: meta expression and Part 2: sports messaging, and possibly adult content.

Edited to add GOD DID, but did he really?

On a possibly related note, GD DED IT:

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