Field Guide to the Vanity License Plates of Southwestern Ohio: Part 10

feast

The latest installment in my ongoing investigation into the vanity license plates of Southwestern Ohio concerns food and beverages. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are looking into what makes a FEAST.

Milk, milk, LEMNADE:

lemnade

What else does a feast need? Apparently NOT FISH:

notfish

But beef? Yes, C BEEF1:

cbeef1

True story: years ago, a friend of mine became a vegetarian but continued to eat bacon because, according to him, the FDA classifies bacon as a fat and not a meat, and he is most certainly a BACN LVR:

bacnlvr

A feast also needs GOETTA. In fact, two kinds are best:

Field Guide to the Vanity License Plates of Southwestern Ohio

Field Guide to the Vanity License Plates of Southwestern Ohio

I’m a fan of escargot, but I like FROG 2:

FROG 2

Of course we need at least one veggie-friendly option on the menu; I suggest RAVIOLI:

RAVIOLI

YOLK EZ? I couldn’t agree more — 20 minutes of prep time, and you’ve got yourself a tasty frittata:

yolkez

Since a feast should include different food groups, we’ll include THE PEA as well:

thepea

Who will help us with dessert? I hope PIE CHEF and 2BAKERS are available for a catering gig:

Field Guide to the Vanity License Plates of Southwestern Ohio

2bakers

This is the 10th part in an ongoing series. If you just can’t get enough, also check out Part 1: meta expression, Part 2: sports messaging, and possibly adult content, Part 3: God stuff, Part 4: local businesses, Part 5: professions, Part 6: names and self-designations, Part 7: love and marriage, Part 8: places, and Part 9: all creatures great and small.

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